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Last One Born and the first one to run

mycroftisthequeenofengland:

Mark Gatiss in The Cicerones

Happy Gatiss Wednesday!

8 hours ago on July 25th | J | 62 notes

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 384,830 notes
insidiousmisandry:

i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars

insidiousmisandry:

i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 93,754 notes

apricockjam:

visiters:

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 66,439 notes
If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that.
9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 39,615 notes

renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 278,815 notes

helioscentrifuge:

sophienorthcott:

chlorinda:

potential-and-difference:

shmiling:

n0thingleftinside:

fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?

that last fucking comment tho

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 497,994 notes
liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 72,818 notes

lollians:

assbutt-i-might-be:

ultrafacts:

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True story. we read/translated poems of Catullus during Latin class, and dear lord that man had a dirty mouth. 

Gaius Valerius Catullus is my favourite you don’t understand.

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 15,603 notes
Tagged as: #holy shit 

sizvideos:

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9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 253,023 notes
awwww-cute:

When my wife made throw pillows, she didn’t realize they would end up as puppy beds

awwww-cute:

When my wife made throw pillows, she didn’t realize they would end up as puppy beds

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 1,016 notes